Today's quotes [8.17.13]
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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
around your neck?"
--- Linda Ellerbee
There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang,
Horseshit and feathers everywhere.
"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."
No labour bestowed upon a worthless thing can be productive
of fruit; even by a hundred efforts a crane cannot be made
to talk like a parrot.
The Hitopadesa (600?-1100? A.D.)
"If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of
lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the
loss of sleep."
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