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* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
  his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
 Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
 DGMage: You don't need any equipment.  Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
          cat.
 DGMage: The cat is important.
                        -- excerpts from #gothic


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A bath is something you take when you find yourself in
hot water.

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You're everywhere.  You're omnivorous.

                -- Homer Simpson, to God
                   There's No Disgrace Like Home

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Somebody's boring me.
I think it's me.

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That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things.

    - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture 

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