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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
       raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen


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Mistress - Somewhere between a mister and a mattress

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"How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill
your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you
bloody well feel like it."

                                      --Edward Abbey



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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. 

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
   revolution inevitable.
   -- John F. Kennedy


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