Today's quotes [8.14.13]
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"Psst... hey Guido... it's all so clear to me now... I'm the Keeper of the
Cheese... and you're the Lemon Merchant... and he KNOWS... that's why he's
going to KILL us... and we have to get away before he sets loose the
marmosets upon us... DON'T WORRY LITTLE MISSY!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!"
-- Ren, from Ren & Stimpy, "In The Army"
Reality is only just a word.
- Harry Chapin
Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
"I almost stepped on your dog last night."
"Where was it?"
"Under my foot."
-- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela
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