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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
   from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
   disinclination to do so.
   -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See


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"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
   stand still and look stupid."
   --- Hedy Lamarr


2. 




To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've 
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went 
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. 

-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

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Serious people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious. 

    -- Paul Valery


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"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of
       life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever
       say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before
       death


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