Today's quotes [8.13.13]
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
disinclination to do so.
-- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
stand still and look stupid."
--- Hedy Lamarr
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Serious people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious.
-- Paul Valery
"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of
life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever
say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before
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