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If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
meat.



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"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
                        -- me, Quanita


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Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.


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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.

                 -Jay Leno

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"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William
       Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." -- Dan Rather


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