Today's quotes [8.11.13]
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
- Carol Leifer
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman.
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
- Jim Harrison
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.
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