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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. 

    - Carol Leifer 


Margaret Thatcher:
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want 
anything done, ask a woman.


"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." 

    - Jim Harrison 


It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.


The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.


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