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"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
 other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
 break..."
                        -- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
                           "That there is life beyond Earth"


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"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
       Fran Lebowitz


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"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and 
women lay better..."

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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.



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Are you any relation to your brother Marv?

    -- Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator


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