Today's quotes [8.1.13]
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"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how
tough you ask? The sign in the local
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"
Sent by Chris
"A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."
We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are.
Now there's a Lewinsky. Its when the shot lands three feet from the
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
-- Elayne Boosler
"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch."
- Dave James
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