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"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how 
tough you ask? The sign in the local 
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"


Sent by Chris


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"A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."

2. 




We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are.
Now there's a Lewinsky.  Its when the shot lands three feet from the
hole.

3. 




"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
 another country."
                        -- Elayne Boosler


4. 




"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch." 

     - Dave James 

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