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Everything is gone;

Your life's work has been destroyed.

Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?


Server's poor response

Not quick enough for browser.

Timed out, plum blossom.


Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.


There once was a man from Horton,
Who had one long ball and one short one,
To make up for his loss,
He had a cock like a hoss,
And could fart like a 650 Norton.

Sent by Dale


A certain young person of Ghent, 
Uncertain if lady or gent, 
Shows his organs at large 
For a small handling charge 
To assist him in paying the rent. 


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