Today's quotes [7.9.13]
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
Captain J. A. Hadfield:
"This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it
all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men."
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
sleep and found himself divorced.
About a third of my cases are suffering from no clinically
defineable neurosis, but from the senselessness and
emptiness of their lives. This can be described as the
general neurosis of our time.
Carl G. Jung
Modern Man in Search of a Soul
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