Today's quotes [7.8.13]
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"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
-- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)
I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again,
I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's
any reflection on my ability to lead this nation.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
Syntax: tellnews crash_now
Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other
companies news servers."
-- DNEWS Manual v3.0
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on...
-- Robert Byrne
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