Today's quotes [7.7.13]
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Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.
- - - Jackie Mason
'A women's work is never done by men'
"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."
- Dean Martin
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.
* If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
even considering if there are men on base.
-- Dave Barry
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