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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.


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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life.
Comes into us at midnight very clean.  It's
perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in
our hands. It hopes we've learned something
from yesterday.--John Wayne

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"A man who won't lie to a woman has very
little consideration for her feelings." 

     - Olin Miller 

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* Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather
       straps. -- Emo Phillips


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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to 
calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the 
doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what 
I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side 
of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually 
feel a lot better, and no harm done 


-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

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