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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

    -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward


There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.

        --William James


Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"


"... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become
 successful without resorting to software testing..."
                        -- Unknown, rec.humor.funny


To err is human; to admit it is not. 


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