Today's quotes [7.31.13]
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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.
Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"
"... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become
successful without resorting to software testing..."
-- Unknown, rec.humor.funny
To err is human; to admit it is not.
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