Today's quotes [7.29.13]
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-- me, Daniel
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
-- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so."
"Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first
attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant
leap for the beef industry..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
Killing time murders opportunities.
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