Today's quotes [7.28.13]
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I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to
touch our toes, he would have put them further up on
"Well, I made up for it big time the next night at another concert. Jill
Sobule (of "I Kissed a Girl" fame) actually thanked me for being the maniac
I am, people continue to be frightened of me, and I also triggered a "why-
can't-you-be-in-shape-like-him" from a woman to her boyfriend. I may not
have made a spectacle of myself at the Swans concert, but at least I
destroyed a relationship.:-) ... Wait a minute. That's not funny. I'm
-- Lt. Wilkes, discussing his form of "dancing"
"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger - then I hide until it goes away."
The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
the torn down garage..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"
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