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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !

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I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.

Kipling in "Just So Stories" (1902), 
           "How the Camel Got His Hump"

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former. " 
    - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

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"If looks could kill... she'd have a nasty bruise."
                        -- me


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"There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized
ethnic group."

                            --Edward Abbey



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