Today's quotes [7.26.13]
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"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?"
- Dave Henry
There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
- W. C. Fields
The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school
and leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors
of a sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of
- Patrick F. McManus
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and
tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this
country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and
tired of being told that I am!
-- Monty Python
The most terrible of all intellectual weapons ever wielded by
man was the mockery of Voltaire.
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