Today's quotes [7.25.13]
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"Seal Greasing Station"
"Strut Rod Grinding"
-- Signs we saw in the Monroe shock absorber factory
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.
- Sam Levenson
"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns."
* One good turn gets most of the blankets.
"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there."
-- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in
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