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"Seal Greasing Station"
"Strut Rod Grinding"
                        -- Signs we saw in the Monroe shock absorber factory


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We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson 

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"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns."

                                               --Edward Abbey
 


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* One good turn gets most of the blankets.


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"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there."
                        -- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in
                           alt.sysadmin.recovery


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