Today's quotes [7.24.13]
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"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time."
- Edward P. Tryon
I place economy among the first and most important virtues,
and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our
independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt.
- Thomas Jefferson
- Henry David Thoreau
ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called
EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
- Drew Carey
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