Today's quotes [7.23.13]
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Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered
other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
We put the "k" in "kwality."
"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
-- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski
"Do not disrupt my carefully controlled pattern of hype or YOU WILL BE PUT IN
A BOX WITH BILL GATES AND SHAKEN."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
"... powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball..."
-- Homer Simpson
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