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"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
       "Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II


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"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." 

     - Kilgore Trout 

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"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.


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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.


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Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then." 

              - Katharine Hepburn

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