Today's quotes [7.20.13]
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A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.
Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"
Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."
"Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least
triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to
recollect how often we have told it to the same person?" -- La
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
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