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"I'm getting a new desk soon!  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.
 Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.
 Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.
 Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Lunch.

 Productivity is in the eyes of the beholder."

-- Lars Balker Rasmussen in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I
       should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner


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"While I was doing this, a neighbor walked up, and I just want to say that if
 you think it's easy to explain why you're squatting in your driveway, in
 front of a set of burning underwear, surrounded by hair spray bottles,
 holding a Barbie doll in your hand, then you are mistaken."
                        -- Dave Barry


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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. 

     - Calvin & Hobbes 

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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? 

     - W.C. Fields 

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