Today's quotes [7.19.13]
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"No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
-- from the sig of Simon Burr, firstname.lastname@example.org
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a man on base."
- Dave Barry
A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.
Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year.
-- God, ``Homer the Heretic''
I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I
wanna know your name"
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