Today's quotes [7.18.13]
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I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
-- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)
"The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for
punching out another woman in a bar fight...Quite
frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find
one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace."
- Jay Leno
"Television is a medium.
a) Television is not rare.
b) Television is not well done.
-- Robert Bonomi
"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.
"This book fills a much-needed gap. "
- Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review
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