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I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
   the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
   sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
   deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
   balls.
   -- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)


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"The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for
punching out another woman in a bar fight...Quite
frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find
one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace." 

    - Jay Leno 

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"Television is a medium.
 Proof:
        a) Television is not rare.
        b) Television is not well done.
 QED"
                        -- Robert Bonomi


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"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."

Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.

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"This book fills a much-needed gap. " 
    - Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review 


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