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Not all chemicals are bad. For example,
without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.

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'When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason'

Molly McGee


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I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.

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A baby is something you carry inside of you for 9 months, In your arms for 
three years, And in your heart till the day you die.

                     -- Monica Mason -- 

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Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
   that way.


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