Today's quotes [7.13.13]
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If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.
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The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits.
"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her
out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they
weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
- Paula Poundstone
"A billion years ago, human life
appearred on earth. A billion minutes
ago Christianity emerged. A billion
Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning."
1996 Coca-Cola annual report
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