Today's quotes [7.12.13]
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
If elected, Lieberman will be the first Jew to serve
under a President since Monica Lewinsky.
I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I
said, "Give me two boys and a girl."
- Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
- - - George Bernard Shaw
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