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I like to reminisce with people I don't know.


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"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local
 software firm.  They were looking for a sysadmin.  Requirements
 included "3 years experience" with windows '95."
                        -- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery,
                                16 January, 1997


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Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

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ON NUMBERS
   Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
   2.


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Children in back seats cause accidents.
Accidents in back seats cause children.

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