Today's quotes [7.1.13]
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Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which
no remedy exists, unless laughter could be
said to remedy anything.
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.
"I wouldn't touch ActiveX with a 10-foot polecat. I might, however, let one
loose on the developers."
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