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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the
bartender. "If i show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is
my beer on the house?" "We'll See," says the bartender. So the guy
pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the
and the hamster begins to play. "Impressive," says the bartender, "but
i'll need to see more." "Hold on," says the man. He then pulls out a
bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River." A patron jups up from mhis
table and shouts "Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100
right now for the frog." "Sold," says the guy. The patron takes the
bullfrog and leaves. "It's none of my business," says the bartender,
"but you just gave away a fortune." "Not really," says the guy. "The
hamster is also a ventriloquist."
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
At 17 25
Q: What is grosser than gross?
A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a
spoon in your butt.
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he
sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That
is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification
Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to
which the lady answers, "144." "That is great!," responds Albert. "We can
discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the
man answers, "51." Albert responds, "How about them, Cowboys?"
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