Today's jokes [7.20.13]
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Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a
condom about to give his wife some.
Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,
"Whatcha doin' Daddy?"
Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking at the
floor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he says.
Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?"
Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good time
and ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractive
young man named Johnny who he talks to all evening.
When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him over
to his place.
They get in Johnny's car, a pink stretch Cadillac, and
proceed to leave the parking lot. Yet Bob is quite
concerned when Johnny repeatedly smashes into parked
cars as they are leaving the lot. Once they reach
Johnny's place, again Johnny looks around and proceeds
to smash into parked cars as he's parking his.
As they got out of the car Johnny asked, "So Bob, do you
like my feminine side?"
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
You knock on the door.
What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky's
When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.
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