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Age        HOUSE PET

        17         Muffy the cat
        25         Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
        35         Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
        48         Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
        66         Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs
                    Muffy the Cat


What's a famous saying at a gay bar? 
May I push in your stool.

Sent by Jeff


A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked
   little Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss."
   "Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?"
   "He went blue, held his chest and moaned aaaaarrrrrrggg, and


How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?

Call her up


What's the difference between a barmaid in
the evening and a barmaid at night?

A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.
A barmaid at night is bare and ....

Sent by Jennifer


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


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