Today's jokes [7.14.13]
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Age HOUSE PET
17 Muffy the cat
25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs
Muffy the Cat
What's a famous saying at a gay bar?
May I push in your stool.
Sent by Jeff
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked
little Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss."
"Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?"
"He went blue, held his chest and moaned aaaaarrrrrrggg, and
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
Call her up
What's the difference between a barmaid in
the evening and a barmaid at night?
A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.
A barmaid at night is bare and ....
Sent by Jennifer
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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