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Q: Why was the snowman smiling?
A: He heard the snowblower coming!


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This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep.....

"Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them".
The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"

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What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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What sexual position makes an ugly baby?

                                 Ask your mom!

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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? 

A: A tea bag.

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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