Today's quotes [6.9.13]
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"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."
-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,
"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
- Mae West
Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say
enough on that subject.
"We're standing there pounding a dead parrot on the counter, and
the management response is to frantically swap in new counters to
see if that fixes the problem."
-- Peter Gutmann in alt.sysadmin.recovery
Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
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