Today's quotes [6.8.13]
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- Kurt Vonnegut
$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly
for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 --
by which time it will be worth nothing.
- Lazarus Long
"Adelaide water: The closest thing to Guinness without actually tasting
One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by
children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.
"It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line."
- Woody Allen, from Play It Again, Sam
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