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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.

                                           --Francis Bacon


"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
   --- Gilda Radner


"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
                        -- fortune


When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes! 


"In the beginning there was nothing... then there was EXCEL 97... Hmm... Okay,
 before that there were some other versions of Excel... and some nachos.
 But nothing else...  and Excel 97 did calceth thy numbers and it hath
 plotteth thy data...  And lo, it was draggeth-and-droppethed into thy lesser
 applications... And this was good and the world was at peace and stuff."
                        -- Excel 97 Hidden Credits


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