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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of
others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

    -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

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* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
       fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?


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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view

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Dolly Parton:
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm 
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.

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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. 

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