Today's quotes [6.6.13]
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of
others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See
* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
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