Today's quotes [6.4.13]
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"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
-- Rodney Dangerfield
"Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before."
One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer
* Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
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