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"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
 up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
                        -- The Laws of Physics


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"Abstention is a vote in favour of the oppressor."



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"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." 

Louis Armstrong.

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ON YOUTH
   "Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
   true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
       -- Steven King, 3/8/90


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"And Mr Caffeine-Deficient-Brain went .... Imperial Star Destroyers? with
 serial ports?"

-- Siggi the Underpaid, alt.sysadmin.recovery


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