Today's quotes [6.3.13]
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When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright
Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think
The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
-- Mark Twain
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
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