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When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. 

- Stephen Wright

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Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think

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The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. 

    -- Sean O'Casey


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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. 

    -- Mark Twain

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A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.



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