Today's quotes [6.29.13]
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"Oh yeah? My ENTIRE FAMILY was killed by gangsters... or maybe they moved
to Tucson... and now I crave VENGEANCE."
"HA! My entire family AND MY DOG were crushed during a civil war re-
enactment... and now I'm ITCHING to dispense justice indiscriminately!!"
"I just like to KILL people."
-- Various generic vigilante superheroes, "The Tick"
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
-- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
(If you've never heard it, you won't get it)
"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"
- Marilyn Pittman
Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
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