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"Oh yeah? My ENTIRE FAMILY was killed by gangsters... or maybe they moved
 to Tucson... and now I crave VENGEANCE."
"HA! My entire family AND MY DOG were crushed during a civil war re-
 enactment... and now I'm ITCHING to dispense justice indiscriminately!!"
"I just like to KILL people."
                        -- Various generic vigilante superheroes, "The Tick"


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The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
        --Oscar Wilde

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"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
                        -- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
                           (If you've never heard it, you won't get it)


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"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"

                                          - Marilyn Pittman

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Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
buys again.

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