Today's quotes [6.27.13]
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
will do the most damage will go wrong first.
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?"
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons
a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an
entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
- Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry
"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked
if I had any questions. I said yes, just one, if you're
in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn
your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he
couldn't answer that. I told him sorry, but I couldn't
work for him then."
- Steven Wright
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