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The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently
invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable
-- D. E. Knuth, 1967
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that
is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a
hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and
that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
-- Mark Twain
"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."
"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
-- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital
"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically exempt for jury duty."
-- George Bernard Shaw
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