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The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
   language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently
   invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable
   language.
   -- D. E. Knuth, 1967


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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that
   is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a
   hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and
   that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
   -- Mark Twain


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"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."

Clint Eastwood.

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"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
 I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
 confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
                        -- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital


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"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically exempt for jury duty." 

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

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