Today's quotes [6.25.13]
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"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a
guy like Norman Einstein."
- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
"The future will be better tomorrow."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
A friend asked my wife if I was hard to please
She replied, "Don't know. Never tried."
Anthony's Law of Force:
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
"The dreams in my spirit mirror the solitude of my
--Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Poetry
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