Today's quotes [6.24.13]
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Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion,
butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet,
balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying,
take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations,
analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer,
cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects
- Lazarus Long
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
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