Today's quotes [6.23.13]
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"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
-- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
"The pom utility displays the current phase of the moon. Useful for
selecting software completion target dates and predicting managerial
-- man 6 pom
Jesus is coming. Look busy!
"Whenever I read "Time" or "Newsweek" or such magazines,
I wash my hands afterward. But how to wash off the small
but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind?"
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