Today's quotes [6.22.13]
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Life is a great bundle of little things.
--Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband
forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't
admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in.
Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster,
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. "
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)
The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war.
- Edward Abbey
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